|Smirk, Miley Miley, Smirk.|
Since I don't eat cake (allergic—lame), find some sour watermelon gummies (or another candy) and indulge on them! It will be our little way of celebrating together...because you know that's exactly what I'll be doing. ;) Plus, don't even worry about it; it's been scientifically proven* that calories don't count on birthdays or holidays. Hey—have a great day, guys!
*I mean maybe